Sexual Craziness is my Superpower

It’s not a surprise to frequent readers of my blog that I have a sexy Wonder Woman outfit that drives my husband wild. The outfit does little to turn me on. I like the way it makes my boobs look, and there is always (for me anyway), something about dressing in something ‘slutty’ that gives me a naughty feeling in my belly. But seeing his reaction to it, starting with his eyes, and then his body language as he approaches me, (along with the immediate erection that it gives him!) makes me wet.  

And like most great sexual encounters, each of us is turned on by the arousal of the other.

I love that he can get hard just by seeing me. And knowing that seeing him hard makes me wet just adds to his lust. (Is Circle of Lust a thing? It should be. Someone write a song. Quick!)

My husband and I have a very active sex life. And it’s far from bland. We’ve literally done it in every room of our house. And in two of the closets. And the garage. We’ve done it outside. On the porch. In the yard. On the roof of the garage. In the bathroom at a popular chain restaurant. On our kitchen counter. Under the kitchen counter. I’ve spent more than one movie with his fingers inside me for most of the movie. I’ve gone down on him while he’s been driving.

Lately we’ve even branched out a bit. We reached out to the local swingers community online. We really have no desire to add others to our lovemaking, or to be watched. But we attended a part a few weeks ago where we watched another couple do it on the other end of a couch we were sharing with them. I made myself cum three times in the car on the way home that night. He claims it was the longest twenty minute drive of his life.

I’ve put on toy shows for him. He’s tied me to the bed and spent hours teasing me. The other night he handcuffed me bent over to the dining room table, and would keep fucking me, and then pulling his pants up to go out to the grill and check on dinner, and then come in and tease me, and then check on dinner again, and then come in and fuck me some more.

He texts me filth that would make a porn star blush. And I regularly tease him the same way.

However, like a lot of people with amazing sex lives, no one really knows it. (I guess the neighbors who have heard us on occasion can venture a good guess that I’m not frigid). 

Until they get to know me, coworkers usually think of me as a quiet and shy person. (I’m not shy, I love meeting new people, but I’m not someone who has to hear herself talk a lot either.)

My husband is a polite, hardworking, average guy, who has a job where he helps people for a living. No one would suspect his secret spanking and tickling ability.

I work a retail job, where I regularly interact with the public. No one would suspect that most days I’m wearing underwear that my husband has picked for me. Or that I regularly write stories about people discovering fetishes.

We were joking the other night that we could create a reality show called Undercover Pervert. We’re usually the last people anyone would suspect of spending the night with handcuffs, blindfolds, dildos, and whipped cream.

Like most good superheroes we keep our real selves hidden. It makes the crimefighting fucking like animals even hotter.

And it’s kind of hot to know that we’re not alone. There are lots of average people around whose naked adventures would make most porn look tame.

We just need cool superhero names.

Maybe Dildo Girl?

Want to get to know me a bit more?

In the interest of continuing to get to know the people who read my blog (and my Twitter, and maybe my Facebook page, but since that’s mostly foreign dudes who just want to see my boobs I’m guessing maybe not Facebook) I’m doing this hokey survey, so YOU can get to know me better. And if you want to copy/paste it into YOUR blog so I can get to know you better that would be awesome. Just please email me or leave me a note so I can find it.

This survey is, without a doubt, silly and juvenile. I haven’t read the questions yet, but most of these surveys are a bit silly, so it’s a safe bet that this one is as well. However, since I haven’t previewed the questions my answers will be honest/top of my head sort of things.

Enjoy, and be nice in your comments. After all I wouldn’t make fun of your fetish or call you a slut. Unless that’s what you were into.

HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK? Yes. One of the benefits of being married to a man who’s as constantly horny as I am.

EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yes. It wasn’t super awesome, but a good time was had by all. I should clarify that all just includes me and my date. It’s not like we put on a show or anything.

EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? I don’t trust people who don’t laugh during sex. After all it’s full of funny sounds and if you’re doing it right your partner is going to make a funny face (or two, or three, or four, or….).

EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY? Nope. I’m not saying that there haven’t been emotions involved, but they’ve all been good emotions, so no tears were called for.

DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Of course. I’m a girl cliché about cuddling. Sue me.

EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? No. I regret that some of the people I’ve been involved with turned out to be dishonest, or jerks, or not what I was looking for in a boyfriend, but I don’t regret the specific sex.

EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? I’ve LIED about having had one, to spare feelings but I didn’t put on a show or anything to make him think he was causing something that he clearly had no idea how to cause. I also THOUGHT I’d had one the first few times I had sex, and it turns out that I wasn’t. I’m lucky that with my husband I don’t have to fake it. There are times that I know it won’t happen, but fortunately his ego will let me say “It isn’t going to happen tonight, so let’s get you there.”

DIRTY TALK, OR STFU? Depends on the mood I guess. And maybe the location. Grandparents guest room probably isn’t the place to yell “Giddyup!” over and over.

EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Only when I knew it was safe. And by knowing, I mean KNOWING. Not guessing. Not hoping. Not playing the odds. But knowing.

EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? No. But wouldn’t you stop being friends after fingering yourself to orgasm in front of her husband?

EVER HAVE A THREESOME? No. But this is something we’ve talked about. A lot.

EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? We have. But we usually get distracted, and end up focusing on other things.

EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Is there anyone who hasn’t? I’m not being sarcastic here. I just think that it’s pretty natural. Maybe it’s not and I’m the only one.

HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? No.

WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? My boyfriend was housesitting for his sister and her husband and kids, and they came home several days early and found us in the living room. On the couch. Naked. Doing it doggy style. Loudly. Fortunately they had a sense of humor about it. (Of course there aren’t a lot of choices when you find your brother banging his girlfriend doggy style on your couch I guess….)

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? Eighteen.

WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? I’m content with my husband. But. Confession time. I have a girl-crush. She knows who she is. Well actually I have two girl crushes. One is Elisabeth Shue. The other one knows who she is.

DO YOU LIKE 69? Actually no. I have nothing against it, but I prefer to concentrate on one thing at a time. Maybe I have OCD. Or maybe I’m just greedy.

ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Not at this exact moment, but it doesn’t take much. My husband stopped after work and did a TON of grocery shopping, which saved me a TON of work. I almost jumped him in the garage.

HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? More than a prude, but less than a slut.

DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? There are so many better places.

DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? No. Not because of any drama, but he’s a long time in the past, happily married with kids, and there’s no reason to talk to him. I’d wave and say ‘hi’ if I saw him in the mall, cause he’s a nice guy and there aren’t any hard feelings between us.

EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? No. Well sort of. There was an interaction with the boyfriend of one of my friends in college, but we had her consent.

EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? Yes, but we parted ways before we got serious for other reasons.

TOYS, GOOD OR BAD? They’re not just good. They’re GREEEEEEEEEEAT!

LINGERIE? I have some, but my husband prefers some other outfits, like my plaid skirt, white button up shirt, and pigtails, or my wonder woman outfit.

EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? Nope. We did everything else two people can do to each other in a bed, but we didn’t ever sleep.

By isabellaemilymarks